Gift Mug

Mug Verse: Today's gonna be one helluva week! I spent most of my money on beer and women; the rest I just wasted.Hi-Tech Redneck Glossary going on-line -- See Fig.1 reboot -- What you do when yer done scratchin' yer feet. hardware -- Nuts, bolts, nails, screws, etc. server -- That feller who doles out the beans. spread sheet -- One way of fertilizin' a field. point and click -- What happens when yer gun misfires. cell phone -- What you use to make yer one call from prison. 3.5 inch floppy -- The droppin' of a really small cow. microchip -- That same droppin' after it's been sittin' out in the sun for a spell. hard drive -- A truck with two flat tires, stripped gears and a burnt-out clutch. Fig.1: Going On-Line Mug Size: 12 oz.